BoBo's lunch with Mr.President Barack Obama !!

OHHH !! What the hell was that sound ??

This was how I got up last morning..A huge splashing sound !! Time was around 8:30am..Went to my window and checked very eagerly to know what that sound was..It was BoBo,swimming in his pool.And about the sound,BoBo has got a slide from his room straight to the pool.The sound was much similar to a Jack-fruit falling on water !! 

BOBO was on an air-tube,and from upstairs it looked like a frog on a lotus leaf !! hahahaaa..

I went downstairs to enquire BoBo why he got up so soon..

Me      :BoBo,Why so early ?? You said you are free today..

BoBO :Yeah I was free,but a friend of mine wants to have a lunch with me today..You too join me..

Me     :Who's that friend ??

BoBo  :You may know him..he use to come in news channels.Mr.Baback Bobama !

Me     :Who ?? Baback Bobama ? Sounds like a circus Buffoon !! hehee

BoBO :He's president of some place,I guess Pakistan or Taliban...No NO NO !! That guy was my friend "Osu" Osama bin lad or was it Osama_coollad@hotmale.com..Shit !! I forgot..His game got over last year.

Bobama and Osu was playing "Police and Thief" for past many years..Finally Bobama won the match !! And the last status I saw in Osu's fb page was "Game Over".Many commented to that status naming Condoleeza and many liked that !! Still now I got no idea what was Condoleeza's role in this !! Do you know ??

Me     : You dumb-ass !! You meant Mr.Barack Obama,President of USA ?? And you Water Balloon !! its not Osama_coollad @ hotmail or gmail..Its Osama Bin Laden..And you Head office of fools !! people commented on his status saying "Condolences" it means expression of sympathy,not Condoleeza Rice !! By the By..You are invited for a lunch with Obama ??

BoBo  :That's same what I said Bobama !! Yes,he invited me !! You also join me for the lunch..

Me     :Sure !!!!!

Me soon jumped to the pool (not like Jack-fruit on water) and got ready for the Big Lunch of my life..Me got dressed formally and BoBo wore a Tuxedo !!

BoBo and me got into the chopper sent by the President Mr.Barack Obama..

It was a very Grand Welcome to his mansion !! All eyes were on BoBo !! 

BoBo   :Is it bad that we came empty handed to see Bobama ??

Me       :What's shame in it ?? You are the guest !!

BoBo   :We should have bought some Wafers and Candies or else I will give him 10$ as a pocket money when returning...Ok ??

Me     :BOBooooooo no need !!! He isn't a kid !!

As soon as BoBo saw the President,both ran and hugged each other...

The President came loudly saying BOBOOO...

In turn BoBo screamed BOBAMAAAAA...

I stambed on BoBo's feet and told it's Obama,"O" OBAMA..He still called him "BOBAMA"

Mr.President took us to his guest room.There we met his pet dog "Dolly"...

I saw BoBo getting up from the chair and going near the dog and grabbed it's leg and I saw him bending searching something...When I stretched to see what he was doing,he was pressing its paw..

Me     :BOBooo !!!

BoBo  :Hey !! I have seen this thing before..It will bark and red lights will also blink in its eyes !! But seems like its button isn't working ..

Me    :BoBO Noooooo...

He thought it was a toy dog which will bark and light up when the switch in its paw is pressed..I saw him stamping hard on its paw.That dog got up and gave a bark to him..Before my eye lids closed and opened BoBo reached near me..

Me       :hahahahaaaaaaaaa...ooo...heheheheeeeee...BoBo you got scared right ??

BOBo  :It barked but the lights didn't come..

Me      :Thank God Obama went to attend a call..  BoBO,there is a pic on the wall and it's you and President in it.When did that happen ?? Did he morph it ?? hehee

BoBo  :heheee,It happened long back..you were a kid at that time..peeing on the floor and all ..cheeeeyyy..

Mrs.Obama came to us and said that the President is on an important call and would be back in 10 minutes.Till then we were watching T.V.

BoBo   :Ohh!! there are camera's all over rite ?? hmmm...safetyy !!

Me      :Yeah,there must be camera's all over..How did you know that ??

BoBo  :Now on T.V they said that "You are watching BBC NEWS" or else How did they know that we were watching BBC news ??

Me     :BoBOOOO !!

Mrs.Obama spent some time with us,spoke about BoBo the most..

She said her whole family is a huge fan of BoBo and they will reach by the lunch time..

She said ,she would go laughing out loud when BoBo does comic characters,especially when he run shaking his little Bum..

BoBo said me there's a dialogue in his new film when the heroine pinches his bum.

Me      :What's the dialogue ??

BoBo   :Kiffass !! (Kiss my ass)

Me      :BoBOOOOO Nooo...it's a bad word and you shouldn't say that here..

Mrs.Obama :What's BoBo saying ??

BoBo   :I have got many great comments on my cute bum...heheee Kiffas Mrs.Obama !!

Mrs.Obama :Pardon ?

BoBo :KIFFASS !! 

Suddenly I said Madam its a name given to his cute bum by his fans...

Just escaped and I asked BoBo not to repeat that word ever again..

By the time,Mr.President arrived..

Obama :I'm very sorry BoBO,had to make some calls..We had a prank call telling that our 10 soldiers were seen dead in a highway..

BoBo   :I really love your Army..A HUGE SALUTE TO THE US ARMY ! When ever I go for night rides in highways I always remember our US army.

Obama :What makes you think about the army in a highway ??

BoBo   :I have seen this in dark highways where these huge trailers pass by...When the lights of this huge trailers hit on the crossing frogs..The Frogs will blow their muscles up and will be ready to take on the trailer...Then I would hear a "TTTUUPPP" sound !! Same like US army !! Great Respect !! They Never give up who ever the opponent is !! heheheeheeeeee...

Mr.President sat looking at him open mouthed..

BoBo,insulted them like hell !! Suddenly I laughed & clapped saying "Wow ! What a joke!!"

Soon everyone laughed including the President...SIGHHHH !!

Soon we started having the lunch..

BoBo  :BOBAMAA !! This Peas Curry is Superb !! No wonder you got an award for it !!

Obama :Award for Peas ??

BoBo  :Yes,some award for Peas.

Obama :BoBo,you are a real Super Hero !! I may die laughing today !! heheheeheeeeee

You meant Noble Price for Peace ...LOL...

I just thanked God,that I didn't had to convert that into a joke this time...Sighh !


Soon After the lunch,the President's secretary reminded about his meeting with the Chinese President and Officials..Mr.President was enjoying each second with BoBo..He asked BoBo to stay with him to meet the Chinese President and Officials..


BoBo said he had a success party of "The Dark Knight Rises"...and soon we got into the chopper to return back.


Me   :BoBo,it's was good that you didn't wait for the Chinese President..because they wouldn't laugh at your crap jokes,they are very serious !! They will blow your butt !! 


BoBo  :BoBo got no jokes for the Chinese !! KIFFAASS China !!! KIFFASS !!

INTL News on "BOBO" !!

BOBO have been creating waves on all social networking sites for the past few weeks !!
There's been a report on him from Sweden,from the fans of "BOBO".

www.tackfilm2.se/?id=1343208189369ID741
INTL NEWS ON BOBO !!


LOL..It's interesting !!

BOBO's Photoshoot

Past two-three days, me and BoBo have been mourning the missing of an important person we had in our life.Its been so difficult for me to spend each day..BoBo is getting on busy with the promotions of his latest movie "The Dark Knight Rises".BoBo wakes me up each day and also makes sure to be with me before I go to bed at night.BoBo knows that I always wanted to start and end my day with the missing person.All together the scene is "TRAGEDY".
BOBO   :Hey !! Why are you always sitting in this sofa all day and night ?? I don't see you having food or anything..I even doubt roots must have sprouted down through the sofa from your Bum !! Hahaaa..

Me       :BoBo,Then pour water over my head daily and keep me at the balcony as a tree.


BoBo    :Why ?? I don't want to pluck hibiscus flower(shoe flower) from your ears every morning and evening..heheheee


Me      :Come on BoBo,I feel like ending my life..Those who loved me labelled my character as "An Over Sensitive Person" with a bucket full of "Cheap Sentiments"..You too must have the same opinion.


BoBo   :What ?? A bucket of ??


Me     :Cheap Sentiments !!


BoBo  :Oh ! I thought a bucket of KFC !!

BoBO  :Fine,I will bring that person back !! 


Suddenly my eyes lighted up when he said that he will bring that person back..
BoBo   :But it will take some days,by the time we will go for a small adventurous tour and I promise you that I will bring that person back.


Me      :I trust you BOBO,Since you are the child of God,anything is possible for you..


BoBO : Last week you called me "Son of a Devil" and I look like Alien !! Now suddenly I'm God's child ,Angel from heaven etc !! typical human being !! Next Morning we are off this place !!

With everything planned me and BoBo went to the bed and BoBO reminded me that we must getup by morning 5..At 2'o clock I heard BoBo's alarm,then again at 4 ,4:30,4:45 and finally at 5:00am..
Me   :BoBo,why the hell did you keep alarm at regular intervals ?? I lost my whole sleep !!


BoBo:Hey! Suddenly If I wake up and come to know it's 5 ,then I would be sad to know that I can't sleep anymore..But when I get up hearing the first alarm the time would be 2,So i will be delighted to know that I can sleep for another 3 hrs more..then again I will wake up at 4 to know that I have got another 1 hr more to sleep..like that 30 min to sleep,15 min to sleep..so before 5 I would wake up and wait for the 5'o clock alarm to ring..No further "Cheap Sentiments" for the sleep ..heheeheee..
How can a Sleep overcome Super Ero BoBo ??


BoBo suddenly went to his garage and took his perambulator !!!

We both got in..
BoBo was speeding at 200-300 kmph !! When I searched for my camera,I realized that I forgot it at home.
Me      :BoBO,I forgot my cam at home,now how are we gonna take the pics of our adventures ??


BoBO :Don't worry about that,Whenever I say "POSE"..You must pose for the pic along with me..

At many intervals BoBo and me posed looking outside the perambulator which were clocking at 300kmph..I had no idea about how the pics were taken but I saw many flashes..We posed showing Victory signs ,Mockery & Wacky faces,Donkey signs etc..


Me    :BOBo,when will we get these pics ?? I have got no idea about these kinda photography !!


BoBo :We will get all the pics delivered right at our doorstep by tomorrow morning..Did you pose well ??


Me      :Yes BoBo,but I doubt whether I closed my eyes during a flash !!


BoBO :Oh ! OOOO Come man !! 


Soon we compensated for that too..Another flash !! this time the pose was like the statue of liberty with BoBo holding a chicken Leg piece !! heheee
Finally we reached home very late at night..went straight to bed and asked BoBo to switch off all his alarms..
Morning I got up,went straight to the fridge and grabbed a glass of chilled Orange juice..
Came at the door to pick the news paper..Saw an envelope between the papers..
Me   :BoBo,there's some government package for you !!


BoBo :Ko Ko KOO KOOOOO !!


Me    :BoBo,the whole Villa must have lost their sleep by your Chicken howl !!


BoBo :When I wake up I cannot see anyone sleeping ..EEEE I hate that sight !! My last film was "Chicken Little" Didn't get over it's hangover !!


Me    :BoBo,heyyy It's our pics that we posed yesterdayyyyy !! YaaaaYYY !!!


BoBo :Heyy check whether you closed your eyes in one pic !! As usual I rock in all the pics !!


Me   :BoBo,there are some receipts in this..written 200$,400$..similarly many receipts !!


BoBo:Ahh..It's the government charity !! I always pay them ..


Me  :What this charity and photo got to do with together ???
 BoBOOOOOOO...It's not receipt you bloody PORK !!! It's FINE !!! And you little PORK,it wasn't camera's to take your picnic snap,those were traffic radars kept for speeding !!!! BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!


BoBo :Ohh !! What difference ?? Anyway we pay If we hire a camera man to take our stills...Here too nothing much difference..Government took our pics for a bit expensive rate ..That's all !!


Me  :They will search and kick your ass BoBo..and they will make you pay the fine !! I won't come and bail you out..


BoBo :Heheheeee..they gonna find me ?? Never !! They will never find me,not even if they search me in GOOGLE !! Hahahaaaaaaa

Bobo,during his promotion for the new movie "The Dark Knight Rises"..heheheee

A Slap !! didn't get but felt it !!

Anyone when asked to talk about pollution,will begin with Air pollution,Water pollution,Noise pollution,Plastic usage etc..And very often they name 100's of chemical names like carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide,chlorofluorocarbons,hydrocarbons etc..Can a common man understand all  these terms ??

I was assigned to write an article based on pollution for a magazine I work for.It wasn't a huge task for me,to write on since a search in internet can provide you hundred's of sites and articles.

I needed their help because I didn't know the meaning of "sulphur dioxide,hydrocarbons,carbon monoxide"etc.Two things I was only aware of was Oxygen and Carbondioxide.

Sitting on a rocking chair with a lightened cigarette between my fingers was thinking about adding on somethings of my own to make this article interesting because I knew otherwise this could end half read by people and be rated as "Mediocre".

My five year old kid Rochelle came up and asked about the topic I'm writing on..She asked me about the things that add up to these pollution and what are the results of these pollution on all living things.I replied with Vehicles,plastics,gases,smokes etc..as caused and asthma,cancer,skin diseases and even fatal deaths.

Rochelle :Dad,Who will help us from all these pollutions ?

Me          :No one,may be the government must bring some strict rules.I think only they can do something big in these issues.

Rochelle :Dad,my teacher told inhaling smoke is a very harmful health hazard and it's very dangerous especially for newborn babies.Dad,I thought about your smoking habit during my teachers lecture.My younger sister who crawl on these carpets inhales the dust,chemicals and when she lick her tiny fingers those will contain the ash from your cigarette.Dad,will we be victims for pollution ?

Me          :Silence.

Rochelle :Does government agency has authority to control indoor air pollutants ?

I felt like I got slapped by a kid ,I didn't have any answer for her and I couldn't even look at her eyes.I never felt anything when I read through 10-20 articles on pollution written by top freelance writers.But my 5 year old kid made me feel like a culprit !!

Everyone must understand the fact that how much health hazards do we contribute.

I realized pollution isn't the one that happens outdoor only.And it's a very strange fact that pollution levels in houses are many times higher than those from the outdoors, even when compared to city air where trucks and factories belch pollution.

As my kid said,gases from cigarette smoke stick to carpets, draperies and even fruit, and over time are eaten or inhaled.

There are many factors in home that contribute to pollution and can even be termed as a factory of pollution if not taken care of.

1)The use of normal plastic bags for waste disposal must be avoided first,instead polythene airtight bags must be used.In this the contamination and chemical changes of plastics doesn't anymore occur at our home.

2)Frying chicken at the stove, spraying ants with insecticide, taking a hot shower, plugging in a room freshener, or sudsy the rug with detergent ,all these release chemicals that swirl around rooms like invisible dust devils.

3)Household products, furnishings and cosmetics release vapors and particles that people can inhale or absorb through the skin. Then there are the pollutants that are tracked into the house from outside or allowed to waft through open windows that add to the hazard.

4)Chlorinated hot water in the kitchen sink, washing machine, dishwasher and the shower can release chloroform, a carcinogen. Emissions increase when people use chlorine bleaches and dishwater detergents containing bleach.

5)In the 1950s and 1960s, health officials recognized that lead paint and the lead in surface dust was exposing people to neurological problems, particularly babies and children crawling on floors and putting hands in their mouths. Dutch scientists found that nitrogen dioxide, which causes respiratory problems, wasn't just an outdoor problem but was also created indoors by gas- fired heaters and stoves.

6)Secondhand smoke causes lung cancer and damages the respiratory health of children. Now coronary heart disease is also linked to secondhand smoke.

7)Leave shoes at the door. When vacuuming, open the windows and ventilate. Don't spray chemicals or put on nail polish inside the house. Avoid air fresheners, scented candles and incense.

Many more things like Air conditioner,dust on papers,wet beds contribute to major health hazards.

8)Use of pesticides can be very dangerous to infants.If chemicals in air are visible then we would not enjoy seeing our kid inhaling it.

We may not take care for ourselves,but for our children we must.Because we do not want to see them disease prone like asthma,a cancer patient, physically challenged or get cremated in front of our eyes.

Dowry Lovers -This is for you...

This is a generation where it is a little bit difficult to get a good family oriented female to marry.The number of good males are even lesser from past many decades and we females can surely criticize that the number of good males with backbones were less even from the evolution of  human life when compared with females.Did I sound like a hard feminist ?? Then sorry for that.More precisely I will say that the number of males with backbones are declining  at an alarming rate and it can come to a grinding halt within a decade.We females are also not too bad in it,when comparing with the lifestyle we had 2 decades back with the present I must say many of us have brought disgrace to whole females.And if we go this way we do not need even half a decade to come to a grinding halt.Mothers were once considered next to God and were once respected by men.Now a days most of the females brings disgrace to other females who are considered to be God (Mothers).We females fight asking for freedom in society and getting equality with the males.How many of us have thought about the respect and freedom in society for fulfilling our dreams ?? Most of us have gained freedom,equality and even at times we have even challenged men not anywhere else,in bars,pubs etc.Our new life style have brought a new tag on women's neck for men "Give me what I want and I will give you all you want".When I say this it hurts.As a women even I have got into all organisations fighting for women's freedom in society and got diverted to the dark phase of society and REGRET is all what I have finally achieved.
There are females who got at the peak of their dreams both,simple or huge.But they in numbers are very less.
      But my questions are for those so called"Men" (only for boneless Chickens)
I'm not a person who say that all Men are Chickens,but major part of them are Chickens.This questionnare belongs only to them.."WE RESPECT REAL MEN'S"


1) Even during this great recession to get a good female as a wife,why do you opt for dowry ??


2)Does dowry showcase any status ?? Then we will start an organization for helping prostitutes in arranging dowry...Will you marry then ??


3)Do you take dowry from us for your sisters marriage ?? You and your father's life isn't enough to arrange for their marriage ?? Then we don't want such a generation LOSERS in our life !!


4)You take dowry to better yourself and settle down ?? It's we females usually think about marrying a well settled man so we can eat all day stomach full..But when you "men" think about that ,we feel pity on you...Don't you have firm legs to raise yourself to a better position...Better we will buy you all a rope for free...GO PLEASE HANG YOURSELF !!


5)Even though you get a healthy dowry ..people in society will say that you became stable because the wife's family side was wealthy...Don't you feel shame when hearing this ?? Offcourse,A boneless chicken will never feel so...


6)All what you ask for is the entire earnings of our parents life !! Tomorrow losers like you will suicide when it comes to your daughters marriage..


7)After you screwing our family a big time,there is nothing wrong when we females lick your life's OFF !!


What if our Father's advertise for the post of their daughter's husband..and ask you all to send your CV's ???..And I'm sure the recruitment would be very tough..But still "Men will be Men".They will come up with recommendations and Money...Sigh !!! Corruption Prone Buggers !!


Only one more question..."Don't you feel shame to do all these and be a Boneless Chicken???"
What we look for are real men with Bone !! 
But it is also a very sad fact that some real men get freedom lover's like us and get there life's F****D UP !! Strange,but true !!


We female's atleast try to get respect from Real Men !! Don't end up being a Loser like me !!
Being with a Real Men is the Real Life !! And Men "GROW UP" !!

An Exclusive Interview with Super Hero BoBo !!

A freelance journalist,that's my current designation that I'm assigned to..So there is not doubt that I must get something sensational for the leading channels..
I grabbed a newspaper just to know about the current affairs and hot topics..I saw a huge headline
"BOBO croons for King Kong 2" Suddenly I thought about taking an interview of BoBo itself and I'm sure the leading channels would die for that..
As I approached BoBo's bedroom..I could feel very cold breeze beneath BoBo's door.
When I opened the door I saw something sleeping like this...

The room was damn cold !! Initially I saw BoBo like a frozen chicken..
Ahh !! He was sleeping on a water bed...wrapped with a Donald duck quilt..


Me     :BoBo,BoBo...BoBoooooooooo...wake upppp !!!!!!!!!!
BoBo,took his hand out of his blanket and and pointed out to a poster just above his head on the wall..It read "Baby is sleeping,please do not disturb...If you don't mind please Get lost !!"
Soon he started snoring..
I went out and brought the bucket of Kfc I had last night..just passed that bucket through BoBO..
BoBo jumped up and sat cross legged on the bed and said
" 3 legs,4 wings and 1 breast piece only"!!
BoBo saw the empty bucket..


BoBo  :hey !! Give me some If you have got..
Me      :No BoBo,it's the bucket I had last night..
BoBo ran to my room..he was running just like a balloon filled with water !! LOL

I saw him searching something under my pillows..
Me     :BoBo what are you searching for ??
BoBo  :You must have hidden some pieces of kfc here...Usually I does like that !!
Me     :Then you must check my pockets too,last time the laundry guy said that his machine got stuck with a piece of Kfc,but he didn't know that you were the culprit..
BoBo :heheheeee..don't say him plsss. I'm kid right..916 super Ero..
Me    :hmmm..then you must give me an interview..
BoBo :No,I never give interviews to any media,not even when the world's best 2 channels approached me..
Me    :Those two channels must have been National Geographic and Discovery Channel..
BoBo :You know seriously what i feel when you burst these crap jokes ??
Me    :What ?
BoBo :"A mad dog barking looking at the sun" Hahahahaaaaaaaaa..it's a dialogue from my new movie..
Me     :Arrrrrrgg !!! Fine !! Now give me an interview..
BoBo :Fine,do you have an appointment ?? hahahaa just kidding !! I does a lot for charity..I will do this for you thinking that...But I need to have food first..
Me    :I said in my mind "Let the interview start,I will make you pissed !!" Ok BoBo.Let's drive to the nearby hotel and grab some hot burgers !!
BoBo :You coming in my vehicle or by taxi ??
Me    :When did you buy a car ?? I will come with you..
BoBo opened his garage to reveal his new vehicle..it was covered ,seemed to be a small one.

There it is..

Me      :What ?? A perambulator ??
BoBo  : Yes,a perambulator with Rolls Royce Engine and Bridgestone Tires..How's it ??
Me      :Great !! Look like a trolley !! hahaaa
BoBo  :Aha..If you feel this as a trolley then I will get you a similar vehicle which doesn't look like a trolley..
Me     :Please BoBo get me one like that ..Plsss
BoBo  :I will show you the pic..it's like this...

Me    :WHAT ???? 
BoBo :Liked ?? Stylish right ??
Me    :A Bloody Wheel Chair ???
BoBo :Yes,but doesn't look like a trolley...hahahaaaa..I will gift it when you get hit by a truck or when you fall down from your balcony...HAHAHAAAAAA
Me     :BoBOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!
Me     :How will I come now in your vehicle to the restaurant??
BoBo :You have worn a belt right ?? Then I will tow you to the restaurant !! Hahahaaa


BoBo was nagging me to the core..All it was for his interview I stayed calm or else I would have butchered him just like this !!!

I took a taxi and asked the driver to take me as quick to the Restaurant ..As said the driver took off in a flash..He was a former Rally driver !! I was happy that I could reach before BoBo..
Soon I heard a tire screeching sound !! When I checked through the back window I could see BoBo's perambulator clocked at a speed of 350kmph approaching my taxi in a flash..
BoBo's hair was flying and I could see his cheeks flying with the wind...
It had the sound of Lamborgini... 
When I reached the Restaurant BoBo was posing for pics with his fans..
BoBo   :Did you walk and come ?? How long you took ??
Me      :BoBO let's order something and get on with the interview..
BoBo  :Fine..Simbalipaai Simbalipaai Simalipaai..
Me     :What ??
BoBo  :Nothing it's my new song to which I will be shaking my bum !!


Soon I called up the waiter and ordered a Babeque Chicken Hamburger and a chilled Pepsi !!
BoBo to the waiter :Get me a plate of hot Cerelac & a chilled milk in a baby bottle..
I was surprised to hear that and they served him very soon..Later I came to know that it was a special menu only for him...uff !!
BoBo    :let's start.
Me       :BoBO,which was your first film or ad and what was your character in it ??
BoBo   :My first film was Baby's day out ..As everyone know I was the adventurous baby in it..
This was the chance where I could nag this"Alien"
Me    :BoBo,I heard your first role was in an advertisement of Harpic where you did the character of a bacteria in the closet !! And I do have the poster of it...

BoBo was shocked to see this !! It was a very hidden secret of BoBO..
BoBo :Hey plss ..How did you come to know about this ?? It's a shame dude..Plss keep it as a secret..My fans will get disappointed ..
Me    :Hmmm..ok lemme see...So tell me about your fans..
BoBo :You can just look around this restaurant,many are wearing T-shirts telling they love me..and see my posters of my upcoming movies..

Evil kid BoBo ?? Even I have felt at time you are evil..Must check your body for a 666 number..
Bobo  :What 666 ?? A don't have a number plate sticked on my bum and in front of me..
That's the poster of my new Horror film in 3D,my character name is "Dracu"..
Me    : LOL "dracu" heheheeee
BoBo :That movie is for kids,not for grown up buffalo's.. hahahaaaaa
Me    :Now tell me about the latest news that you are going to croon your voice for a song in King Kong 2..
BoBo   :A very nice song "Ale bale ooo ooo ooo
                                             Ale bale oooo oooo ooo
             and very loudly      SIMBALIPAAI SIMBALIPAAI SIMBALIPAAI.."
BoBo got so involved and was singing it so loudly ..I felt like a coconut shell rubbed on a rock..
Soon I stopped BoBo and made him aware of others looking at him in the restaurant..
BoBo stopped suddenly and checked slowly at everyone staring at him..BoBo's mouth was open,so was the case with other you heard his song..And from one corner i heard a clap and soon everyone started to clap and it was like claps received at the end of an opera !! I was surprised to see this !!
Seeing this ,I sat with my mouth Open !!

This is the song he sang for the film !!

BoBo says"Every mother can use this song to make their babies sleep"
Surprisingly It's my ringtone now !!
Do I look like this now ???

After hearing this song,even you will like it and you will be humming later..You will also feel like a chicken then...LOL Hahahaaaaa...
Yes,I'm a chicken now !!

A letter to Dad...via hand post.

Dear dad ...
                   I have been sitting idle in front of this letter for more than a hour after writing dear dad.It's almost dark here,you were the light of our house and now too you are the one who gives a small ray of light from the candle burning in front of your photo..I can still hear your sound from downstairs.This home is filled with your presence,your voice and your fragrance.Dad,I'm waiting for your call from downstairs...please call me for some reason..please dad.Many times I have come down the stairs annoyed by your call..Now If I come down the stairs with love,without you calling me,will I be able to see you Dad ?? Please dad give me a chance...please give me a chance to love you..Daddy I want to hug you..I have hardly hugged you in my whole life..How much times you would have expected me to show love to you ..how much times you would have felt happy if I would had hugged you..But when I hugged you and cried you were sleeping,dad...you were sleeping...why didn't you wake up dad ?? Daddy,my lips are trembling and I see everything blurred daddy..Come and hug me daddy..Please daddy..
I remember how happy you were always when showing my childhood pics..the pic when I walked my own for the first time holding your finger..I understand how happy you must have been during those days..Please Daddy,take me for a walk again holding my fingers..pleeeeasse ...I saw your eyes getting wet the day I fell from the cycle and injured my hand..you came running and hugged me..Even though It was me who fell down,but pain was yours..You were so sensitive dad..
I saw the day you looking at the television with your eyes wet and you were trying soo hard for the tears not to come out,the day I argued and shouted at you..You never showed your pain to me..How did I go blind by not seeing your pain,Dad ?? How would you have felt each time I argued or when I banged my door at you or when I come down stairs showing an irritated face at you ?? There were many nights where I was awake when you came to my room,touching my forehead and praying for me..I knew your love,but still how did I go blind dad ?? Dad please bring those days back daddy..Please tell to God that I'm regretting for everything and I just wanted to love you..please dad,I'm sure God will listen to you..
I want to sleep on your chest just like when I was a kid..I was so naughty by pulling out hair from your chest..But still you allowed me to sleep on your chest..But when you shouted me for a reason,I never gave you a chance..For my mistakes,I took you through a lot of pain..I'm sorry ,Dad.When I was crying hugging you on your chest,there was no more beats dad...Please give me a chance dad..
..Please dad,I want to see you coming from work with kits on both your hands with my favourite cookies,snacks and pastries..Dad,now I need your advice and guidance..I want to have food from your hand dad..It's so tasty when having food from your hand..Dad,you lived for us,but I couldn't live for you..Please dad,give me chance now ...
Whenever we played games together,you were always happy to lose for my happiness...whereas when I argued I wasn't ready to lose to you..but now I'm a huge loser ,dad,without you..I'm really sorry dad for hurting you..Please come and give me a tight hug dad...pleeaasee..
I know it must be you who is in soo much pain than me,in leaving us and going..Mom seems to be lucky now as she will come and meet you anytime..I'm gonna be alone,Dad..I'm sending this letter by hand with mom..
She will tell the rest..I will wait DAD..I will again come to you both ...I will again get a re-birth to you both...I will wait till that Daddy..take care of mom..she had a very hard time without you..
Keep her happy as you always did..Please dad give me a chance to be your daughter again and I will never hurt you like before..Promise dad..I miss you..


With love..
ur daughter..






Guys,I don't know what made me write this..for some questions,there are no answers..It isn't a tearjerker story..Think once,at least for some seconds how our parents brought us up and how much pain it causes to them when we argue or shout at them..How many of us would hug their parents often,go hug them !!! We may think that It might embarrass them or whatever feelings you guys say..See the happiness in their eyes at that time..If we go and cry at them,you can see that worry in them because they would be o anxious to solve that problem for you and bring back the smile in you.If you guys have parents alive,then show your love everyday,give at least  half of the love they give us.We may think that they don't love us anymore..All these are crap bullshit excuses !! Realize now not to regret it later..Love when they need that..If you can make them smile..there is nothing more beautiful sight than that in this world..Good days ahead ,guys !!

Shockwave Flash Crashes In Google Chrome -No More(Solved) !!

This crash had been disturbing me for a while.No more son of a crash !!

What Is The Problem ?

When trying to browse a Flash-based website e.g. Facebook games, YouTube or use tools like Google Mail (which also rely on Flash) in Google Chrome, the Flash plugin crashes with a message saying: “The following plugin has crashed: Shockwave Flash“.

What Does That Mean?

Ignore the reference to Shockwave – the error message ‘the following plugin has crashed: Shockwave Flash’ means that the Adobe Flash Player plugin has crashed – it has nothing to do with Adobe Shockwave Player which is a separate program.

What Causes The Crashes?

As I noted recently in updating Adobe Flash, Google Chrome already includes an integrated version of Flash Player which is automatically updated by Chrome – there is normally no need to download the standalone version of Flash Player which is intended for non-IE users (primarily Firefox).

However, if Firefox or a similar web browser is (or has ever been) installed on your computer, then you have likely alsoinstalled the standalone version of Flash for Firefox and other web browsers – and this would include Chrome.

Therefore Chrome tries to use two versions of Flash Player – its own version built into Chrome and the standalone Adobe version you installed for Firefox/others. Having both versions active often causes ‘the following plugin has crashed: Shockwave Flash’ error message because they may conflict with each other.

Note: just to make things slightly more confusing, Chrome 19 also reintroduced the experimental PepperFlash plugin – this is still under testing and should be left disabled.

How To Fix It

• Open Chrome

• Type   about:plugins   into the website address bar at the top and press the ENTER key to display Chrome’s Plugins page

• Look down the list of Plugins for ‘Flash’ – if it says ‘Flash (3 files)’ you do have both versions of Flash installed (and PepperFlash) – this may cause Chrome to crash when accessing Flash-based websites

• Click on the ‘+ Details’ link at the top right of the Plugins page to expand the list of all Plugins

• Scroll down the list to find the Flash plugins – you should now see the full details of the Flash plugins which may display three versions of Flash as in the example below:

Flash Plugins (including the disabled Pepperflash)

• Look at the ‘Location:’ of each version – the integrated Chrome version is in (…Application Data\Google\Chrome\Application etc) and the standalone Adobe (formerly Macromedia) version is in the …Windows\system32\Macromed\Flash etc directory.

• Click on ‘Disable’ just under the Location of the Chrome version to disable it (and it will become greyed out).Only the Adobe version should be enabled.Rest all disabled (grayed)

• Ensure that the standalone Adobe version is enabled – if it is disabled (grayed out) click the ‘Enable’ link just under its Location to enable it) then close the Plugins tab

• Download and save to your computer the latest Adobe standalone version of Flash from the Adobe website for free.

• Close Chrome and then install the newest standalone version of Flash you just downloaded. The recent Flash 11.2 version offers the option of automatic silent updates – recommended to keep it up to date automatically in future.

• Finally, start Chrome and visit the Adobe Flash Player test page  to check that Flash is now properly installed and working Ok.                
• Visit www.techlogon.com for more updates on latest releases of Chrome.

BoBo and me got a problem !!!

Coming back from my gym,I saw BoBo sitting on his couch,it seems like he is little worried..
I didn't mind that,headed straight to the pool for a much needed rejuvenation. 
Back from the pool...I saw BoBo was sitting still,as if his system got crashed !! hahaaaa..
Oh ! his tummy is moving up and down..i guess he must be in sleep mode..zzzZZZZ !!


Me        :BoBo..wake up,Bulldozer !!

BoBo     :hmmm...Sorry I was connected to my 5G network.How was your gym session ??


Me        :It was great BoBo !! Got damn tired but the pool helped me in pulling somethings back..


BoBo    : Good ! Your tummy is shaping out well like a 20 kg rice sack ..hahaaaa Only one doubt 
                 Is is fat rice or Basmati ?? LOL


Me       :You seems like a little gas cylinder !! LPG or Biogas ?? When was the last time you
              came for a Gym session with me ??


BoBo   :My next movie doesn't need my 10 pack abs !! They need a family pack !!


Me      :Which film ?

BoBo  :Kung fu Panda 3

Me     :But u seemed worried a little while back..What happened ?


BoBo  :Yea,you are right !! Nothing is coming out well these days..I put a lot of effort,but still..


Me      :Hmm...life is hard BoBo,at times there were instances where I couldn't control
             myself and feels like doing nothing during these times...


Bobo   :Exactly !! I feel so uncomfortable..But what will we do for this ??


Me     :I'm planning to consult a psychologist..and take some advise because my head is going 
             really mad these days !!

Bobo  :Your case seems so worst when compared to me..For me it's my stomach where things are
            going hard..For you it's in HEAD !! Did you put a lot of effort ?? Did you try pressurizing
            them like me ??


Me    :What ?????


BoBo :Yes..for me CONSTIPATION is in stomach...But for you it's in HEAD !! Serious right ??


Me    : BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

LOL .... This fellow gives a hell lot of stuffs like these in a day...If he don't get rid of this very soon,then the name of his next movie would be "Kunfu Panda 3:Constipation Begins"
As a revenge to this I will ask BoBo to go and consult a psychologist for his constipation !! Hahaaa..Let's see ..

A dine out with BoBo !!

Me got up late last morning...With my half eyes open I came out from the room falling on the couch..On the opposite couch,there's Mr.BoBo...he is lying on the couch like a bed bug who got kicked after drinking a lot of blood..he can hardly breathe ..a small end of french fries is visible outside his mouth..From mouth to his stomach,it's full..looks like there is a  Traffic jam !!

I'm sure that this little pig have eaten all my foods stored in fridge,by the by my fridge door is still Open !!! My Eating kit which had all my favourite snacks is empty and the kit is teared in a Rat style !!

BoBo         : Hey Chimpanzee !! Go get me some duuce (juice)..Your figge (fridge) had no duce !!

Me             : Me Chimpanzee???? You are the who acted as KING KONG !! Not me !! You are   

                     Chimpanzee,an Ugly Chimpanzee !!!

Bobo          :Heheheeeee,I'm kid Icon of the year !! Real Super Ero of the world !! That too 916 

                    Pure !!

Me             :ohhh!!! ok !!! Now what Juice do you want ??

BoBo         :Get me Pesi ,Cola Cola,bebbull,Topiana,Minana,Senup..(Pepsi,Coca     

                    Cola,Redbull,Tropicana,Miranda and Seven Up)

Me             :Do you have space for all these ???

Bobo          : Offcourse,I upgraded my tummy from 1 GB to 5 GB !!! Still plenty of space !!

Me            :When he said this I thought about our last week conversation of him telling that

                   He operates in Windows 8 processor,10GB Ram,10 GB graphics and more over

                   he has got a 5G network on his Bum !! And he is the one supplying network

                   all over the world !!     Sigh !!!!!!

Suddenly I saw Bobo feeling uncomfortable,his eyes are little wet,trembling lips and he is rubbing his stomach slowly..My God touchwood !! It seems like he is having a stomach ache..

Me          : Me hugged him and asked Bobo,what happened ??           

He started crying badly rubbing his stomach and folded his legs in...and said

Bobo        :I'm hungry and my stomach cannot tolerate my hunger..

                  

 Me                :Arrrrrrrrrgggggggg !!!!

Me         :Then we will go consult a doctor...(in my mind for a second I thought should i consult him with a normal doctor or a Veterinary Doctor !! Hahahaaaaaaaa) sssSSHH !!

BoBo      :I already rang my Doc and he suggested me some best remedyfor this..

Me         :Tell fast ,we will go and get it ASAP !!

Bobo       :One bucket KFE,3 legs,3 breasts and 7 wings (KFC) & Chicken Supreme Large form Fizza Hut (Pizza Hut) Both  

                 these I must consume for 3 days ..Before and After food all 3 times..Breakfast,lunch 

                 and dinner ! 

I think his doctor was this GUY !!!!

Finally I took this little creature who is from an unknown planet to KFC and bought him a bucket with suggested proportion of pieces..

He started eating as if  he saw food after a month !!! I saw him even gulping a Leg piece ..his eyes  bulged outside when the leg went in...He got onto the table to take another piece from the bucket.As the pieces reduced he had to stretch to get hold to a piece...As he stretched ,he fell into the bucket and started eating inside it..Many guys and kids came to capture a snap of him..He said "Yes,I'm the super hero" and gave so many poses..Hope they don't come in Discovery Channel...Ahh !!

Now,a last piece was remaining in the bucket,he took that and tried biting...he didn't even have the strength to bite it..because he was FuLL !! 

He called up the waiter ..

BoBo   :Waiter !! What piece is this ?? I cannot bite it !! It's damn hard !!

 

Waiter : Sir,I will call up the manager..

Bobo    :Why manager ?? To try eating this piece ?? Even he can't eat this,I"m sure..

Finally,some how I took this barbarian back to home..Made him sit on that couch...

He sat on the couch with his one leg on the arm rest and other leg pulled up in...

Suddenly I heard some one moving the table ...And a warm wind blowed over my face...

Table was still in the same place and Windows were closed...

Then I heard a loud sigh ! AAAaaaahhh !! That was Bobo..

Then what was that Creepy sound and the Wind ???? Noooooo NOOOOOO !! DON"T TELL ME THAT IT WAS BOBO'S FARRRRTTT !!!!!!

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

 I slept off !! No I fell unconscious ..