BoBo and me got a problem !!!

Coming back from my gym,I saw BoBo sitting on his couch,it seems like he is little worried..
I didn't mind that,headed straight to the pool for a much needed rejuvenation. 
Back from the pool...I saw BoBo was sitting still,as if his system got crashed !! hahaaaa..
Oh ! his tummy is moving up and down..i guess he must be in sleep mode..zzzZZZZ !!


Me        :BoBo..wake up,Bulldozer !!

BoBo     :hmmm...Sorry I was connected to my 5G network.How was your gym session ??


Me        :It was great BoBo !! Got damn tired but the pool helped me in pulling somethings back..


BoBo    : Good ! Your tummy is shaping out well like a 20 kg rice sack ..hahaaaa Only one doubt 
                 Is is fat rice or Basmati ?? LOL


Me       :You seems like a little gas cylinder !! LPG or Biogas ?? When was the last time you
              came for a Gym session with me ??


BoBo   :My next movie doesn't need my 10 pack abs !! They need a family pack !!


Me      :Which film ?

BoBo  :Kung fu Panda 3

Me     :But u seemed worried a little while back..What happened ?


BoBo  :Yea,you are right !! Nothing is coming out well these days..I put a lot of effort,but still..


Me      :Hmm...life is hard BoBo,at times there were instances where I couldn't control
             myself and feels like doing nothing during these times...


Bobo   :Exactly !! I feel so uncomfortable..But what will we do for this ??


Me     :I'm planning to consult a psychologist..and take some advise because my head is going 
             really mad these days !!

Bobo  :Your case seems so worst when compared to me..For me it's my stomach where things are
            going hard..For you it's in HEAD !! Did you put a lot of effort ?? Did you try pressurizing
            them like me ??


Me    :What ?????


BoBo :Yes..for me CONSTIPATION is in stomach...But for you it's in HEAD !! Serious right ??


Me    : BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

LOL .... This fellow gives a hell lot of stuffs like these in a day...If he don't get rid of this very soon,then the name of his next movie would be "Kunfu Panda 3:Constipation Begins"
As a revenge to this I will ask BoBo to go and consult a psychologist for his constipation !! Hahaaa..Let's see ..

A dine out with BoBo !!

Me got up late last morning...With my half eyes open I came out from the room falling on the couch..On the opposite couch,there's Mr.BoBo...he is lying on the couch like a bed bug who got kicked after drinking a lot of blood..he can hardly breathe ..a small end of french fries is visible outside his mouth..From mouth to his stomach,it's full..looks like there is a  Traffic jam !!

I'm sure that this little pig have eaten all my foods stored in fridge,by the by my fridge door is still Open !!! My Eating kit which had all my favourite snacks is empty and the kit is teared in a Rat style !!

BoBo         : Hey Chimpanzee !! Go get me some duuce (juice)..Your figge (fridge) had no duce !!

Me             : Me Chimpanzee???? You are the who acted as KING KONG !! Not me !! You are   

                     Chimpanzee,an Ugly Chimpanzee !!!

Bobo          :Heheheeeee,I'm kid Icon of the year !! Real Super Ero of the world !! That too 916 

                    Pure !!

Me             :ohhh!!! ok !!! Now what Juice do you want ??

BoBo         :Get me Pesi ,Cola Cola,bebbull,Topiana,Minana,Senup..(Pepsi,Coca     

                    Cola,Redbull,Tropicana,Miranda and Seven Up)

Me             :Do you have space for all these ???

Bobo          : Offcourse,I upgraded my tummy from 1 GB to 5 GB !!! Still plenty of space !!

Me            :When he said this I thought about our last week conversation of him telling that

                   He operates in Windows 8 processor,10GB Ram,10 GB graphics and more over

                   he has got a 5G network on his Bum !! And he is the one supplying network

                   all over the world !!     Sigh !!!!!!

Suddenly I saw Bobo feeling uncomfortable,his eyes are little wet,trembling lips and he is rubbing his stomach slowly..My God touchwood !! It seems like he is having a stomach ache..

Me          : Me hugged him and asked Bobo,what happened ??           

He started crying badly rubbing his stomach and folded his legs in...and said

Bobo        :I'm hungry and my stomach cannot tolerate my hunger..

                  

 Me                :Arrrrrrrrrgggggggg !!!!

Me         :Then we will go consult a doctor...(in my mind for a second I thought should i consult him with a normal doctor or a Veterinary Doctor !! Hahahaaaaaaaa) sssSSHH !!

BoBo      :I already rang my Doc and he suggested me some best remedyfor this..

Me         :Tell fast ,we will go and get it ASAP !!

Bobo       :One bucket KFE,3 legs,3 breasts and 7 wings (KFC) & Chicken Supreme Large form Fizza Hut (Pizza Hut) Both  

                 these I must consume for 3 days ..Before and After food all 3 times..Breakfast,lunch 

                 and dinner ! 

I think his doctor was this GUY !!!!

Finally I took this little creature who is from an unknown planet to KFC and bought him a bucket with suggested proportion of pieces..

He started eating as if  he saw food after a month !!! I saw him even gulping a Leg piece ..his eyes  bulged outside when the leg went in...He got onto the table to take another piece from the bucket.As the pieces reduced he had to stretch to get hold to a piece...As he stretched ,he fell into the bucket and started eating inside it..Many guys and kids came to capture a snap of him..He said "Yes,I'm the super hero" and gave so many poses..Hope they don't come in Discovery Channel...Ahh !!

Now,a last piece was remaining in the bucket,he took that and tried biting...he didn't even have the strength to bite it..because he was FuLL !! 

He called up the waiter ..

BoBo   :Waiter !! What piece is this ?? I cannot bite it !! It's damn hard !!

 

Waiter : Sir,I will call up the manager..

Bobo    :Why manager ?? To try eating this piece ?? Even he can't eat this,I"m sure..

Finally,some how I took this barbarian back to home..Made him sit on that couch...

He sat on the couch with his one leg on the arm rest and other leg pulled up in...

Suddenly I heard some one moving the table ...And a warm wind blowed over my face...

Table was still in the same place and Windows were closed...

Then I heard a loud sigh ! AAAaaaahhh !! That was Bobo..

Then what was that Creepy sound and the Wind ???? Noooooo NOOOOOO !! DON"T TELL ME THAT IT WAS BOBO'S FARRRRTTT !!!!!!

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

 I slept off !! No I fell unconscious .. 

Meet the little Super Hero BoBo !!

This is BoBo..I wanted to introduce him,but he isn't allowing me to..He's saying that I'm useless and won't give a proper Intro for him..So I gave a small kick on his napkin wrapped ass and asked him to self Introduce.But this guy doesn't know english well,but claim that he's a Hollywood Actor ..LOL..I will come up with brackets or else you guys won't understand anything..


Hi..I BoBo.You can call me BoooBo (not buuuubu) !!


I world first Real 916 Super Ero (hero)..


I Ero (hero)in many films sfiderman (spiderman),X-men,Bat man etc (He said that he acted in all these films wearing masks and that's the reason why all superheroes have got masks!! All his superhero claims were Ok till he said me that he acted in Titanic..When I asked him which role did he do in that film ,he said He acted as the "SHIP" SILENCE !! I was stunned for a second,he suddenly got down from the chair to floor and he got into an awkward shape and said "this is how I acted in that film"..I'm telling you guys seriously it looked like a frozen chicken on the cutting board !!! 


BoBo :Did you cry when I sank into the freezing water ?,I know you must have cried ,because everyone in the theatre too cried.


Me: "They cried because Jack died !!"


BOBO :Who will cry if a junior artist die ?? Are you fool ?? They cried seeing me the Ero..The Ship sank !! FOOOL


Me : UUffffff !! Then why don't you act without any masks ??




Bobo :Hey I'm kid..I will be 2 months old day after tomorrow..
Me :(Guys,he have been telling this for the past 2 years that,he is gonna be 2 months tomorrow,next week,today etc)..Hey Bobo,im gonna take bath...


Bobo: Go,Let me go for a sight seeing !!


Me got naked and switched on my showers,soon I started hearing some giggles..When I turned back .......Seee Who's there !!!!!!!!!!!!

When he saw me staring at him,he started singing...


Bobo:       "Chame Chame Puppy Chame..
                   Aale Bale Puppy Chame..


                    Chame Chame Puppy Chame..
                     Aale Bale Puppy Chame.."


Me :BOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! eeeEEEEERRRRR !!!! Took a mug and throwed sharp on his head ...DUMMMMMMMM !!!!


There lies down the Bloody Super Eroooo !!!!! LOL..

".library-ms" (Solved) Windows 7 !!

Hey Guys, This problem lived with me for the past 1 year I guess..Since I found an alternate way to access Documents,Musics,Pictures and Videos,I ignored to fix this issue all this time.
As an alternate way,you can access them by :-
My Computer >Local Disk (C:) >Users > User-----Here you can see all your Documents,Musics,Pictures and Videos.
Windows 7 got us a direct library option to avoid so many clicks,Since me too was tired of all these clicks I decided to get this "LIBRARY" fixed.This is how I got them working.
1)Control Panel > Programs > Default Programs > Associate a file type or protocol with a program.
Just after clicking it wait for 10-20 seconds.And see your problems got SOLVED !!


Step 2 : is for people getting this type of error.

To fix this problem, open Windows Explorer, right-click on the corresponding library and chooseDelete. Click Yes when asked for confirmation.

Note: Deleting a library does not delete the contents of the included folders. However, you may need to re-add or include your folders manually, if needed.

Then, in the navigation pane of Windows Explorer, right-click Libraries and click Restore default libraries.

This recreates the library that was deleted earlier. This option only restores the default libraries.

Help your friends too with this..and blow your hair over your forehead to SHOWOFF or to misunderstand them that we all are genius !! heheheeee.. 

Little Schmucks !!

Starring :-


Tooth Brush (Tom Boose)
Gillette Mach 3 (Gilly)
Tooth Paste (Susydane)
Lip Gaurd (Lippe)
Nail Cutter (Cute Naila)
Tongue Cleaner (Ton Gue Chan)


Every Morning I wake up seeing all these down on the table...I have no idea when this falls down because most of the days I go to the bed by 3am.So they fall after that !! Windows are closed always ..Fan isn't strong enough to kick these little schmucks down..Then how ??When the lights are off,the darkness arrives,that's the time something happens with them..
One night I pretended to have fallen asleep and zoomed my ears to it..............Ohh !! They talking!!     
I think they are having some kinda ego probs .. LOL..
They are discussing who among them is the real hero...wow !


Brush    :My name itself sounds hero...Tom BOOSE !! hahaa..I'm tall and handsome too..

Gillette  :I'm Gilly...I'm from US buddies !! from Boston..I'm an American !! What more do I need to be a    hero ?? 

Paste    :Oh ! George.W.Bush,the international  Oil robber was also from US,in fact a leader of Buggers !! heheheeee ...LOL..I'm susydane,a sexy heroine !!

Tongue Cleaner :Me Mr.Ton Gue Chan is the real hero,I'm from the land of Jackie Chan !! I'm super flexible.

Lip Guard :A hero from the land of Nooodles ?? NOO !! You guys are basically short,then how come you are so tall ?? Genetical problems ?? And moreover you are a cleaner...buhaa haa haaa ..LOL ..You are a differently-abled guy !! LOL ..I'm a guard !! Strong !!

Nail Cutter :Ahhh !! I'm Cute Naila..I'm a multi-skilled lady !! I can be a cute heroine than Susydane...

Paste  :Well,Hollywood doesn't need much of your cuteness Baby !!..Both cuteness and your so called multi-tasking ability will definitely work out in 30 min films ,a cute Porn Star !! hahahaaaa LOL !!

Nail cutter :You are just a Paste who will end very soon and get replaced by another bitch..I'm long lived.You and your boy friend Mr.Tom Boose does the most disgusting job together...YUCK !! I have got a cutter,a knife and a file too..

Brush : Yeaahh,u have got a price tag too sticked on you !!! LOL hahaahaaaa..Among heroes I'm the real hero because I got a good grip,a long life and a tongue cleaner at the back of my head will ignore Mr.Ton Gue Chan very often..

Tongue Cleaner :If I'm not used very often,I will have a better living and heroes are often neglected at the beginning but comes back strongly at the climax !!

Gillette :I'm the best looking guy here and a very long lived guy !! An American ,dudes..

Mascular too,what's less in me ?? huh ?? I'm the hero !!

Lip Guard :I'm a guard and I'm strong as a guard..And I'm always taken when my boss go outside,I'm more closer to him..So,I'm the hero !! And Mr.Gilly,we never consider a guy who changes his head very often as a hero !! LOL ...heheheheeee If you are built in then you are Single Use !! LOL ...OOOO hahahahaaaa..

Gillette :Then let's see which Son of a multiple father will remain with his balls Unsmashed !!

Asthala vistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa O babyyyyy ....

Ton Gue Chan,Tom Boose and Lippe : eERRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                FIGHT !!!!!!

Nail Cutter : What you looking for, you Hollywood Bitch..??? Today you are not gonna get youR paste back in !!! eERRRRR !!!

Paste :You will no more act in a Porn film ,you slut !! There is no handicapped Sex for you to Act !!! ERRRRRR !!!!


                                               CAT FIGHT !!!!

Final Scene :

Morning I took them back to the glass and took a family snap of them...Look how they stood for the pose,looking here and there...LOL last night grudge isn't over yet or is it because everyone got there balls smashed ?? LOL 

10 Reasons why I wish I was a Kiwi Fruit :)

1.I would have to worry about the appearances.Brown and furry on the outside but it would be the inside that would make me a super fruit.


2.Good health guaranteed.Since I'd have a low glycaemic index,I wouldn't get diabetes and because I'd be loaded with Vit C,my immunity to infections would also be pretty good.


3.I'd be great stress buster.Small and soft - I'd make a good stress ball.Just don't squeeze me too hard.


4.Say no to digestive problems.Since I'd be loaded with fibre,my metabolism would be great.So I would be able to eat whatever I wanted.


5.Superfruit to the rescue.As a human being I was not lucky enough to be a superhero but as a kiwi fruit,my nutritional value would make me a superfruit.Not bad,eh ?


6.Green is in trend.In the culinary world,green is the first choice.Ask my brothers Mr.Spinach and Mr.Broccoli.


7.Options Available.If I became tired of being green,I'd have the option of being gold.I wouldn't be judged for changing my colour.


8.Size does not matter.I'd be small yet have more Vitamin C than orange,so who's the winner ? Me !


9.Versatility would be my middle name.My 'fur' would make me a cute stationary pet and my weight would make me an ideal paperweight.


10.Shape wouldn't matter.I'd be popular,my plump and oval shape not withstanding.So no more dieting for me.


This was written by Megan Unsworth,a Marketing Manager.How will I write something as sensible as this.. LOL..


Now eat! Kiwi is a little hand grenade of cancer-fighting antioxidants, including vitamin C, vitamin E, lutein, and copper. You can also rub a couple of cut kiwifruit on a low-fat cut of meat as a tenderizer.

A Day in USA - My Dream !!

Guys,it's been a very long dream and I have got no clue when I am gonna live it.But it's 100% sure that I will make this dream come true...Just one day (24 hrs),so the amount I sleep must be compensated..This 24 hrs I would like to spend it in restaurants..Yes I am going to US to accomplish my very long term Food love..What ?? To accompany you ?? LOL.. Are you guys joking ?? I will never go to have a burger with buggers !! LOL ..Nila will be the one with me..
She too a great food lover,her love for food will be alive 24*7.Even if she sees a kid licking an ice cream,her mouth will get flooded.. LoL...So this is how gonna be my DAY in USA..
Morning :
~Straight from the bed,will wear a shorts,T-shirt,googles,cam and my wallet.
~Without Brushing I will straight head to Mc Donalds..(Now a days I don't know why I talk about non-brushing habits..I am trying to change all yours bad habit of non-brushing..Only by doing it myself ,I can teach you..LOL)

Then what Am I gonna order ?? This is gonna be the first one...Ahhhh !!

Big Mac

A double layer of sear-sizzled 100% pure beef mingled with special sauce on a sesame seed bun and topped with melty American cheese, crisp lettuce, minced onions and tangy pickles.

Next ??

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Two quarter pound* 100% beef patties simply seasoned with a pinch of salt and pepper, two slices of melty cheese, slivered onions and tangy pickles all on sesame seed bun. 

Nothing more I can eat !! Uff !!

Next I will head to the place where I will get the best KFC !!

Nothing Less than a bucket ...Ohhhh !!!

How's it Guy's ????

Just Imagine..How crisp is that leg gonna be ????? Ummmmmmmmm......

Stomach is fulllllllllll..Had a very heavy Lunch..

Now heading to Starbucks !! for my coffee time...  LOL What a life ?? Wish this come true..hehee

How's that gonna be.??? LOL

Cannot stop just with a cappuccino...

Ummmmmmm...Ahhhh...Will think about the dinner now !!!

Next I am going to Steak House !!! YAAhOOOOO

In the United States, a restaurant that specializes in beef steaks is known as a steakhouse, and typical steak dinner consists of a steak, with a starchy side dish, usually baked or mashed potatoes, but occasionally another potato dish, rice, pasta, or beans. A side salad or a small serving of cooked vegetables often accompanies the meat and side, with corn on the cob, green beans, creamed spinach, asparagus, tomatoes, mushrooms, peas, and onion rings being popular. A well-known accompaniment to steak is shrimp or a cookedlobster tail, a combination often called "surf and turf" or "reef and beef" and "pier and steer". Rounding out an American steak dinner is some sort of bread, usually a dinner roll.

Well,I am gonna have Beef steak with Barbecue sauce... UFF !! Ummmm....

Ohh,my God !!.....3 isn't enough !!!!!!!! NEXT..

Never mind even having it from the GRILL... How juicy that's gonna be...Ummmmmm...

Juicy,crispy,spicy.....aaahhhh...

I won't wait to cut that piece,will just put that fully into my mouth !!! Juicy Explosion !!!

That comes to an end to my day in USA...Don't abuse me guys,I know these things must have flooded your mouth,mine tooo...

Tip:Have each meal looking at this pics...may be you may feel better or else Go n Sleep !! LOL ..