Saturday 30 June 2012

Anti-Boring Tablet !!

Guy's come and have this tablet if you are bored for free !! Ah ! If free I know you guys would even drink an acid ...Greedy fellows !! LOL..I just had one now..lol
After having my lunch,i felt a little boring and now I am feeling better after having this tablet..thought I would share this with you Barbarians.. lol ..What ?? I am the captain of it ???
Then you are the COACH of it .. LOL


Funny Wallpapers are always a hit!. Isn't it fun to look at your wallpaper and get a little chuckle. The problem is around how long the funny wallpaper stays funny.

Let's face it, what is funny today may seem a little dated a few weeks from now. So changing out your wallpaper every-so often will help to relieve this problem of the boring wallpaper.

So here in this lens I have a couple of wallpapers that will hopefully tickle your funny bones. Hopefully they are not overly dated and will remain fresh as long as possible. Enjoy the funny wallpaper.

Funny Wallpaper



Nothing to do-mark it off the list



Cat Exercise wallpaper

Some Motivation required



Nasty Banana 



Funny Drunk Tree Frog 



Ben Franklin Aquiring Electricity (the real story)



Awesome Funny



Fish out of Water background



A Turtle on Rye



Carrot Killers 


Mail it to your Haters !!

Some very interesting pics which you can dedicate to your HATERS !!
Warning :Never send them to me !!


Send this to your Haters dad !! LOL


WoW..No doubt she showed that to her haters !!


Very Natural !!


No Doubt,from where humans evolved from ! lol


This is what happens when our relatives advice us !! LOL..


Even OBAMA .. LOL funny man !!


"F" never dies !! LOL


Is it uPad ?

A lazy Morning :P

My bro woke me up today early to have a cup of tea with him.With half my eyes closed I walked lazily to his room.On my way I saw his son Hasan Bhai,don't remember what he was doing ?? lol
Yesterday I went to bed by 2:30 I guess...Saw a plate in which there was a cup of tea and glucose biscuit..soon I took the biscuit pack and tried opening it,I couldn't look at it properly as my eyes were getting closed..I asked my Sis in law to open the pack for me..Soon after she opened,I took a biscuit and dipped it in tea and ate...just when I ate I realized I didn't brush my teeth..OOps..
Oh ! did I hear YUCK !! As if you guys don't.. Even after realizing the fact that I haven't brushed,I wasn't ready to take back off..You know why ?? I never go backwards and I never take my foot back !! LOL..My days have been going good so far..Gaining confidence from all sides and feels so better..My bro and his wife have been soo kind and loving,that even makes me feel that I wanted to be with them for ever !! My bro is a huge lover of food,but now he is on a diet and we hit the gym daily..This GYM is in our family friend's building,so its FREE !! LOL..Thanks to that Very Kind  Family for providing us this facility..But the villain is the Security of that Building !! His Question is "How can an outsider use the GYM?" Pretty genuine question..Will I keep mum for this question ?? NO .I keeps Quiet only when teacher asks any question..LOL.My answer for that Security was 20 bucks..Now as in Tele brands they say "Now Even I can Hit the GYM very easily" WOOW !! LOL
Will come up with GYM techniques for you guys..pretty easy and effective ones ...
"WHO EVER READS THIS WILL BE DESTINED TO READ MY BLOG DAILY AND HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST WITHOUT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH" LOL....HEHEHEEEE
Never say YUCK again !!! LOL ...Have fun guys !!

Friday 29 June 2012

Best Love !!


Guys....felt like reminding all lovers in the world !!
1. Start by loving yourself
This is not being selfish. If you are unable to love yourself you are unable to love someone else.
This is something men, particularly, have trouble with. They might respect themselves, think they’re absolutely amazing, but loving themselves, that’s a bit sissy.
No it’s not, it’s the basis of life and the basis of a balanced personality. Anyone has had a troubled relationship should look, first of all, to themselves, this is often where the trouble lies.
2. Tell her you love her
This is lesson two of Love 101 for men, lesson two ofhow to love a woman. Tell her you love her!
This means saying the words so she completely understands and is in no doubt about it. You love her. She needs you to say this all the time and she needs you to volunteer it, not say it in reply to her questioning.
The worst thing a man can say is, “You know I do.” She doesn’t, that’s why she’s asking… Duh…
3. Just love her for herself
Our women all have qualities we love in them, perhaps they’re smart, or sexy, or inspirational, or funny, or even rich. This is not why you love her, you love her just because of her, nothing else.
Your love is not conditional, it is not based on any special qualities. You love her.
Even though you celebrate everything that she is, even though you worship her for what she does in the world, she needs to know that you simply love her, no matter what. This is so crucial.
4. Live in your power
Whilst a man in love is an emotional being he must not stop being the man he is. Your love should come from the power inside yourself, from your very soul. The love must be part of your power as a man and it must be part of how you live.
You must remain just who you are, you must be the man she met and fell in love with.
She finds excitement in your masculine strength, particularly when it laced with love. Don’t ever let her down.
5. Don’t live in the past
Life does not always treat us well and we certainly don’t always treat life well. Things go wrong and we mess up all the time. Strife in our loving relationship is something to let go of once it’s over, it’s something to let slip into the past.
We must learn the lessons and move on ensuring that we don’t go there again. But we must never dwell on the past and use it to either beat ourselves up or to judge our partner.
Move on and live, always, in the present.
6. Get to know her
How often do you hear men say, “My wife doesn’t understand me.” What they really mean is, “I don’t understand my wife.” This is basic in learning how to love a woman.
Love can only grow and deepen through understanding. You can never get to the point where you think you know everything about her, no woman is that simple. She is a complex person that even she doesn’t understand.
You need to love her and get to know her with patience and determination.
7. Count your blessings
That means the blessings you have together, the things you have achieved together , all that you are as a couple.
This should be a regular part of your life together. While I said, above, don’t live in the past, it’s ok to recount the great things in the past. This must be tempered with looking at the amazing things you are going to do in the future.
As a rule of thumb it is advisable to expect a future way beyond one that you can imagine. Expectations can lead to frustration if they limit you, expecting them to go way beyond is a good step into the future.
8. Give love, always
Love is about giving rather than receiving. Love is a creative force that grows out of the desire to give more than you receive.
Yes, it is crucial that you are able to receive the love that is offerred to you otherwise it quickly dies, but you have to focus on the contribution you make to her.
‘Give and you shall receive’, but give without expecting anything in return.
9. Pay attention to her
Women need attention all the time. It is absolutely vital for all men, wanting to know how to love a woman, to understand this. Many of the annoying habits that women have are merely attempts to get the attention of a man who is not paying her any attention. Take heed of them and pay attention.
Men are focused and directed and can easily lose themselves in what they are doing. This is one of the qualities that many women love in their men, but not to the exclusion of them.
Men need to find a balance that shows how important their woman is to them without losing their passion for their mission.
10. Start afresh each day

“Start again as if it was the first day of the relationship. Welcome her into your world and look forward to your day together. Give her your love and tell her you love her. Do it again in a different way and repeat. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you where to go from here.”
This refreshing of your love will keep it alive and bring you closer to each other. Through this your love will deepen and become an essential part of everyday you spend together.
So what is love… really?
It’s an overwhelming emotion you have about another person, an emotion that you can’t truly explain but you can’t get rid of. It makes you want to be with that person, hold them, touch them, have sex with them. It shows itself as an exchange of energy, a polarity, that excites your soul. Love makes you feel great and totally transforms life. Love is worship of the other person, the woman who is divine for you. Love is the power house behind our lives, it is the reason we live.


"Love your Valentine each day like she is not gonna be alive tomorrow" I am sure that will be the best love and care you can provide..
Will come up with more guys..Have a Lovely,Romantic & Sweet Night !!

Thursday 28 June 2012

Emirates A330-200 -A tale of Last Supper !! Part 2

Scene 4 :Relax Mode

Continued reading an Emirates booklet that comprised info about Turkey,Dubai and California..It was interesting and I even decided to take that book with me..(Hey !! Not Stealing !!).Babes kept on coming and going serving this and that..among those barbecue roasted Almond,orange juice was the best..I am a food lover,so I may talk a lot about food,If you all are looking for a talk on those Air hostess ,then get disappointed..they looked good and they served even better..Emirates rated the best service to me till this date..If any of you are looking for an international journey,pick it..

Scene 5 : Last Supper

I was declined to some degree with my eyes closed,soon started to hear a tickling sound..then it sounder More !! Soon I opened my eyes and realized that everyone was ejecting their food pans,getting ready for food.
The menu was as follows :
Chicken Chettinad with Basmati rice along with some vegetables.
Then some veg item,since Iam  a pure Non-veg,I didn't mind even looking at that...lol
Then Parsley along with Mustard Chicken.

I chose the 3rd one,I was sure that Nila too would have opted for it,because both of us have just heard about it...I had no idea even..lol ..but unfortunately that wasn't available..I went on choosing the first one Mr.Chettinad.After receiving it I slowly took a look on each and everything..I smiled..in fact a great SMILE..(background music would be the sound of a cock COCK KO KO KOOOO !!! LOL....hahahaaaa

With that smile I started to open the foil in which the Chettinad chicken and Basmati rice was.
Suddenly,
Incident:Aircraft got shaked ..
My mind:Ohh !! Ah ! turbulence..
Incident: Continuously shaking..
My mind:Ohhhh !! God..Hope it stops soon...
Incident:Kept on shaking very badly,in a very scary way...Lights started blinking with a beep sound..on off on off On Off ON OFF..
My mind:looked at others face,they too had same reaction as mine(looking others face) with their mouths open.I saw a guy eating very quickly..he must have thought"anyway iam gonna die,then let me die with full stomach)LOL Seeing this even I opened my pack quickly..SOON the whole plate slided away from my table pan,but "How will I allow my Last supper to fall down ??? heheee"My eyes were powerful to bring that plate back to my table ...I started eating..soon after I tasted it I was almost sure that It was my last supper and this Aircraft would fall within no time..because the food tasted DAMN SUPERB !! I thought God gave me a good thing before my death..
While Having the food a lot of things came to my mind...Off course Nilaaaa..
Nila :My parents is there for her..she wouldn't be alone and she is a strong girl enough to overcome my death..
Dad n Mom :With great difficulty they made this money for sending me abroad and their love on me..My mind said:Emirates and the Government would pay compensation for my death and Love on me would be less because I have been a huge loss and a useless to them for the past couple of years..But that isn't the fact they love me soo much,but my mind sounded that way ,may be to calm myself..
My Bros :nothing ...they will definitely cry,but they will overcome...they will miss me soo much..
Then I thought "Ohh God !! My friends bro would be waiting in Airport to receive me"what news is he gonna get?" Ohh..GOD... Suddenly a female crew fell down...they ran to their seat and got buckled...What more ?? Complete Silence !! SILENCE !!
The altitude was being varied very fast...I could feel my heart in my mouth,many times...LOL
Soon,an announcement from the driver Captain AHMED !! My mind guessed :Is that an emergency landing ?? Is that a crash land ?? Is it gonna be a ditch in the sea ?? SHIT !! Or Will he ask us to say our last prayers...lol...will he call upon anyone to recite it?? hahahaaaaaaaaa
It was that we would reach Dubai in 10 minutes...Ahhhh..
My mind:not falling ??hmmm,Emirates right ?? Very less chances for it to fall down..
Mr.Ahmed..thanks a lot !! You were so skilled..A SALUTE !!

Soon the aircraft landed,and everyone got off...I forgot to take that book which i was reading !!
That book is still in my mind..definitely I will get that book some how...(WHAT ??..ROBBER ?? ME ??) Take this..if u did !!

Wednesday 27 June 2012

Emirates A330-200 -A tale of Last Supper !! Part 1

Starring :-Myself (Hero) lol
                 Nila (Heroine)
                 Airbus330 (Aircraft)
                 Captain Ahmed (Driver)
                 Chettinad Chicken (Guest role)
                 Babes (Air Hostess) LOL..


Scene 1 :Entering the Airport.


After taking blessings from my Dad and Mom,smiled at my younger bro,me walked into the airport with my eyes filled.Tried calling Nila ..but no chance,sun wasn't bright enough.. LOL..Actually the previous day she was with me in skype till 3:00am,poor girl she was sleeping when i tried calling her..After sometime she called me and after that we kept on texting..


Scene 2 :Entering the Aircraft


By the time the airport officials asked us to line up near the gate as if there was some snacks and juice to be given for free..country pigs..Nearing the entrance,got a glimpse of the Queen (Airbus330)..there was 2 babes to welcome everyone to the aircraft..very well mannered,at times I felt as overacting too..Got my seat no.37E.When I got to my seat,i realized that Iam gonna be sandwiched by 2 buns...hehee Me sat down,fastened my seat belt and took a book from the seat pouch..


Scene 3 :Take off


I was talking with Nila,even at the moment the aircraft took off from the ground.She made me feel more better,gave a really inspiring advises and she set my goals too.After the takeoff,a person next to me asked 
Man:Did the flight take-off ?
Me  :Yes,it did
Man :Oh..I didn't even feel it,If it was Air India we would have prayed for our life.
Me   :heheee.. Yes,that's right..


Oh..God Im sorry for insulting Air India at that time..because I was taught a very good lesson..A VERY THRILLING ONE..




INTERMISSION...Guys go piss and come & get ready to see me getting PISSED !!

Saturday 23 June 2012

A sad evening..

Guys..this evening so far didn't belong to me..
Everything was going normal..I was talking with Nila.That time I got a call from my elder bro with whom Iam gonna stay tomorrow onwards..The content in that call wasn't so good to me..He said I have applied for net connection,but will only get it in 2 weeks time.."OOOOOHHH NOOOO"that was my reaction.Only one thing came to my mind "Nila"..I talked to her last day telling that I would be there in Dubai for a day without net,it's so difficult for me to spend a day without her..
may sound silly to you guys..but it is the truth..Iam always logged into skype with her..i cannot spend even a minute without her,unless she is busy with any work..Iam a really F-ing sensitive when it comes to Nila,cannot compromise anything ,when it comes to her..I was sad initially for waiting a day for net..Now its 14 days..NOOO..Now everything else too came on mind,about leaving my parents and my younger bro..but Iam leaving this place is to make them and my Nila happy in future..I have to earn and get them the best in all ,that's the way they took care of me and now it's my turn..
Tomorrow morning 6:30 ,i will leave from home..when thinking about that ,there's little pain in me.
All prayers to God to to give me the strength to withstand all these pains..
If my parents and Nila support me then I am sure that no one would be able to stop me..
Guys !! wake me up from this pain..atleast try to console me,instead you all are listening to some story ?? Guys this is the time that I must get some inspiring advise..
Ahh..You guys are also like me a Loser..lol..Only a Loser can understand the feelings of another Loser !! LOL Big philosophy even when dud !!
Take an inspiring note from me..if you are at a point where you think "nothing more worse can happen to me and Iam on ground zero..it's the only time where I can get a firm grip to my legs on ground and raise up slowly"because there are no more levels down the ground for you to fall..
When I rise up,don't comment me "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"..LOL


My next post would be from Dubai..Bye and Happy journey and Best wishes to MYSELF !!
Be useful guys..



Good Morning,guys !!

Good Morning to guys who wake up early like me (once in a leap year) lol..
For rest of all Good Afternoon..(who wakes up when the sun strikes their bums)
A pretty Morning for me so far,went to four temples with mom..it was raining well,got washed totally..
You Guys must be thinking why this ass got up and moreover went to temple so early??
No,it isn't my b'day..it's because I am leaving to Dubai,my homeland  as my mom say..searching for a job.
yes,iam a jobless guy !! What did u guys think ?? Do u guys think I would have been sitting here and blogging you my eating,sleeping and farting stories,if i had a job ?? LOL..
The first thing I do before i open my eyes ..
Grab my cell phone (N73 Nila's mob,she asked me that mob,but i won't give her..heheheee)
Text my Good Morning to Nila...won't call her because as I said above Sun wakes her up daily...lol
Good Morning ,Nila...
I love you soo much ( i know "soo" isn't right,but it's my extension of feelings) if good,copy that !!
ummmaaaaahh (olden or desi style of "mmuuahh")
On my entire journey i kept texting her..
Last day i said I will come up introducing my family and friends..need some more time guys.
There are not many in the list very few...but they need a very good intro..
Between typing this I informed my best pal (R) about my blog,he was surprised I guess..
Got a lot of stuffs in my mind,like the Macroni i had last night..Ohh Guys !! yesterday Macroni was superb!!
Remind me about the recipe later..Be useful guys !! hehee
Nila,hasn't got up yet !! Sun isn't strong enough for her @ 11..may be at 12 !!
Lemme go to the kitchen to get some balance Macroni...
Guys,bye for now..me gonna buy a couple of shirts for myself !! 
By the time guys..wake up .."have a cup of coffee and some breakfast,everything should be eaten before brushing your teeth,because food tastes better and you will get all the nutrients if ate before brushing.." this law was stated by A huge lazy ass,myself  LOL..else who will find something brilliant !!
If checked,this law must have come true in your life's too...Assols.. LOL.

Friday 22 June 2012

A very different evening !!

Soon after I completed my first post,i got a call from my mom asking me to get ready for going to temple.As soon i heard ,went to bathroom and took a shower..used dove soap,Clean n Clear face wash and a scrub too..when i came out searching for my towel ,realized that mom took it for washing.."Oh..shit !!",standing nude wet,what else will come out from mouth ?? My room is attached to the terrace,so slowly got out my head first and made sure that i was not under anyone's surveillance...soon i grabbed a towel and got back into my room..just guess if anyone saw..if it was a guy"shameless asshole",if it was a girl "sheesh",chances are also there to get into her gallery if she is a smart one,My God what would have been the pose ?? Me starting for a 400m hurdles ?? lolll 
Got ready..
Took bike,me and mom went straight to the temple..
Ahh..some kinda relief feeling..in between I got a call from my girl...Oops did i say about my heroine ?? Ohh how can I give a simple intro like that to her?? Excuse me guys lemme give her a good intro..
HER NAME IS NILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!! (ten tadan tadan tadan tadan)Hope bg music isn't bad..
In simple she is "Nila",she called me.
She is the one who is always in "active mode" both in life as well as in my heart and mind..
Ohh..sorry guys me got off from my topic..me prayed well and came back home..
Aahhh a good relief !! You guys must be thinking that's because I washed away my sins for the past 3 months..idiots !! this is why you are my friend ..suffer guys !! SUFFER !! LOL..
Ok fine,in ur guys sight I washed away my sins and came back home and straight i got out from home to buy CHICKEN !! Hahahaaaaa can't keep me away from sins !!
Yes,that's gonna be my dinner tonight.."Chicken Macroni" guys seriously it's gonna be awesome..
Will come up with the recipe of it later..If i forget remind me.OK ?? Be useful guys !! lol

Next i will come up introducing my family to you all and my very rare friends too(they are not animal's ok!) Oh! god nila calling...

Welcome to All...


Hi folks..


           This is my first blog and my very first post.All sudden I don't know how to start things with,but as my blog goes on Iam sure everything will fall in place.This blog is my life.So join my life...I will say about myself and the people around who are the reason for me to live each day...Pretty senti ?? hehee no never...I am a guy who likes to smile,make others smile and love to see others smile...


So guys enjoy this music of Secret Gardens..I think its Nocturne...hope spelling is correct :P